i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it

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29 May 12 at 8 pm

J.D. Salinger (via caelums)

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"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn’t happen much, though."

i have to be funny because being attractive is not an attainable option

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iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha

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